Just try not to smile at this pint-sized Darth Vader attempting to use his (or her!) Force powers on a washing machine, a peanut butter sandwich and the family dog. When Little Darth finally succeeds (or so it seems) on a Volkswagen Passat, the tiny villain is even more shocked than the audience. Somehow, it wouldnât have been half as cute if the kid was dressed as Luke Skywalker.
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McDonaldâs, âThe Showdownâ (1993)Larry Bird challenges Michael Jordan to a friendly shooting contest for his Big Mac, but the basketball hall-of-famers keep raising the stakes. This is the commercial that made it mandatory to say, âNothing but net!â before tossing a basketball, much to the chagrin of gym teachers everywhere. In 2010, Bird made a cameo in McDonaldâs updated remake starring Dwight Howard and LeBron James.
Snickers, âGameâ (2010)âMike, youâre playing like Betty White out there.â âThatâs not what your girlfriend says!â The Golden Girl is hysterical as a young football playerâs tired, hungry alter ego in this Snickers commercial, which also features a cameo by Abe Vigoda. This commercial kicked off the candy companyâs brilliant âYouâre not you when youâre hungryâ campaign, and more importantly, reminded the world that White is a national treasure.
FedEx, âThe Lollipop Guildâ (2000)The Munchkins need an emergency FedEx shipment to restore their squeaky voices in this exceptionally clever tribute to The Wizard of Oz. Created with original footage from the 1939 film, along with lookalike actors and digital effects, the Super Bowl ad was subsequently pulled off the air because it showed the inhalation of helium.
Pepsi, âJoy of Pepsiâ (2001)What is it about these Britney Spears Pepsi commercials that makes them so watchable, almost 20 years later? In this one, Spears dances in a Pepsi factory, sings a super-catchy jingle, and looks like sheâs genuinely having a great time. The ad re-aired during the 2001 Academy Awards with cut-ins of people watching from home, including Spearsâ fellow Pepsi spokesperson and former Presidential candidate Bob Dole.
Pepsi, âNow and Thenâ (2002)Spears sings and dances her way through multiple generations of Pepsi jingles, playing a â50s soda fountain customer, a â60s go-go dancer, a beach bunny, a hippie and â80s rock star Robert Palmer in a series of flawlessly recreated vintage ads. The timeline ends with her âJoy of Pepsiâ commercial from the previous year, because itâs never too soon to be nostalgic.
Old Spice, âThe Man Your Man Could Smell Likeâ (2010)In 2010, after decades of commercials featuring sexy women, Old Spice welcomed female thirst to the Super Bowl. Isaiah Mustafa, who begins the ad in a shower and ends it on a horse, looks great shirtless, but itâs his straight-to-the-camera narration that really sells the olfactory fantasy.
Always, â#LikeaGirlâ (2015)The maxi-pad brand asks some grown women, men and boys to do things âlike a girlââ"then asks the same thing of young girls. Get ready to shed some tears if you havenât seen this one. (Watch an extended version here.)
NFL, âTouchdown Celebrations to Comeâ (2018)In celebration of the NFL lifting its ban on touchdown dances, New York Giants Eli Manning and Odell Beckham Jr. do the Dirty Dancing finaleâ"and absolutely nail it, right down to the lift. No stunt doubles or spaghetti arms here!
Coca-Cola, âHilltop Reunionâ 1990Cokeâs original 1971 âHilltopâ ad, featuring the charting single âIâd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony),â did not air during the Super Bowl. But this sequel, which reunited the original singers on that very same hillâ"with their childrenâ"was a sweet Super Bowl surprise.
Nike, âHare Jordanâ (1993)This Air Jordans ad, starring Bugs Bunny and Michael âNot Elmer Fuddâ Jordan, inspired the film Space Jam. Need we say more?
Xerox, âMonksâ (1977)This very Catholic Xerox commercial seems quaint now, but âthe first viral adâ is credited with making the Super Bowl an event where the commercials are as entertaining as the game. Plus, itâs still funny. Xerox remade the ad for its 40th anniversary, with the original monk delivering its punchline.
Budweiser, âThe Extra Pointâ (1996)A team of majestic Clydesdale horses gallops across the wild plainsâ¦and right into a football scrimmage. Clever editing makes it look like the horses are actually playing, making this one of Budâs more memorable Clydesdale spots.
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Late Show with David Letterman (2010)Future generations may not understand what a big deal it was to get late-night rivals David Letterman and Jay Leno on the same sofa, let alone with fellow TV legend Oprah Winfrey as mediator. For those of us who grew up in the pre-streaming era, itâs an astonishing 19 seconds.
Frito-Lay, âNuzzle and Nibbleâ (1997)Miss Piggy ditches supermodels Kathy Ireland and Vendela to woo soap-opera heartthrob Antonio Sabato, Jr. in this Baked Lays ad. By the end of the commercial, of course, his heart has been broken (not to mention his arm).
Pepsi and Lucasfilm, âDarth Vader, (1997)A double-whammy to advertise both the soft drink and the Star Wars Special Edition theatrical release, this commercial arguably has better effects than the Special Edition films.
Tabasco, âMosquitoâ (1998)This one-man ad couldnât be simplerâ"but just try going to an outdoor barbecue without thinking about it even once.
FedEx, âWe Apologizeâ (1998)This practical joke of an ad began by fooling viewers into thinking theyâd lost their TV signal. (Those colored bars were once the television equivalent of the Macâs spinning rainbow wheel.) The joke soon became clear, as the onscreen text described the spectacular commercial that would have aired if the ad agency had used FedEx to get it to the network on time. Itâs a commercial that gets a big laugh with what may be the smallest Super Bowl ad budget ever.
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Bud Light, âPaper or Plasticâ (1999)Shot like a â90s buddy comedy, this beer ad presents an almost-relatable dilemma: to buy beer or toilet paper? The punchline is priceless.
Budweiser, âClydesdale Respectâ (2002)In this quietly moving tribute to the victims of September 11, Budweiserâs Clydesdale horses leave their Missouri barn, cross the Brooklyn Bridge and kneel at the foot of the New York skyline. The text-free, voiceover-free commercial (not even the word âBudweiserâ appears) aired once during the Super Bowl and never again.
Kia, âThe Truthâ (2012)Laurence Fishburne reprised his role as Morpheus from The Matrix to promote Kiaâs K900 luxury car. The true genius of this ad is in the Wachowski-esque details, like the quick shot of a restaurant patron realizing there is no soup spoon.
Snickers, âThe Brady Bunchâ (2015)It took Mars a few years to one-up its Betty White commercial, but recreating a classic Brady Bunch scene, with Danny Trejo as Marcia and Steve Buscemi as Jan, did the trick.
Coca-Cola, âItâs Mineâ (2008)At the Macyâs Thanksgiving Day Parade, the Underdog and Stewie Griffin balloons tussle over a runaway Coke bottle balloon. The surprise ending is a satisfying win for a beloved character who rarely gets one.
Kia, âSpace Babiesâ (2013)Caught off guard by his young son, a Kia Sorento-driving father weaves an elaborate tale of where babies come from. Itâs an old joke, but the commercialâs Babylandia fantasy sequence is so delightful that Kia makes the cut anyway.
NFL, âThe 100-Year Gameâ (2019)The NFL celebrated its centennial season with this all-star commercial, directed by Friday Night Lightsâ Peter Berg. The gala-turned-game features a cast of 50, including current players, retired all-stars and young female football player Sam Gordon (presumably representing the leagueâs future).
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Budweiser, âClydesdale Foalâ (2013)In this valentine to animal lovers, a trainer nurtures a just-born Clydesdale foal (later named Hope in an online poll) to proudly pull the Budweiser wagon. Three years later in Chicago, they have the sweetest-ever reunion.
BMW, âNewfangled Ideaâ (2015)Katie Couric and Bryant Gumbel recreate their viral Today Show clip from 1994, in which they try to understand âwhat internet isââ"but instead, theyâre trying to wrap their heads around the electric BMW I3.
Esurance, âSorta Pharmacyâ (2015)Bryan Cranston gets back into character as Breaking Badâs Walter White to play a very intimidating pharmacist in this insurance commercial. Say his name.
âItâs a Tide Ad/Itâs Another Tide Adâ (2018)Is every Super Bowl ad secretly a Tide ad? Stranger Thingsâ David Harbour trespasses through other peopleâs commercials, including Super Bowl classics like âThe Man Your Man Could Smell Like,â to make his surprisingly persuasive argument.
PepsiCo, âDoritos Blaze vs Mountain Dew Ice: Battleâ (2018)The world needed a lip-sync rap battle between Morgan Freeman and Peter Dinklage. We just didnât know it until they made this Super Bowl commercial. The ice-cold Freeman gets his freak on (with some coaching from Missy Elliott), while Dinklage literally spits fire on Busta Rhymesâ tongue-twisting verse from âLook at Me Now.â
Budweiser, âFrogsâ (1995)Just three lifelike frog puppets, having a conversation about beer. Directed by Pirates of the Caribbeanâs Gore Verbinski, this ad established the frog as a Budweiser mascot and opened the door for years of swamp-creature-themed commercials.
PS2, âFutureâ (2001)Rather than advertise the new PS2, Sony made a commercial for 2078âs hottest new gaming system, PlayStation 9. The imagined video game system features retinal scanning, holographic images and telepathic personal musicâ"all of which, two decades later, seem totally plausible.
Squarespace, âJohn Malkovichâ (2017)John Malkovich discovers that he doesnât own JohnMalkovich.com, and has a very Malkovich identity crisis, in this delightfully deadpan Squarespace ad.
Amazon Alexa, âOrdering Dog Foodâ (2019)Amazonâs idea to expose its âfailedâ Alexa integrations is pretty clever, but itâs Harrison Ford arguing with his Alexa-collar-enabled dog that makes this ad lovable.
Audi, âThe Chaseâ (2009)Jason Statham stunt-drives his way from the â70s through the â00s in a series of Audi cars, in a commercial with nods to The French Connection, Miami Vice and Stathamâs own Transporter films.
Mastercard, âErrandsâ (2004)Mastercardâs long-running âPricelessâ campaign finds its best spokesperson in Homer Simpson, who spends a day using his Mastercard around Springfield and arguing with the voiceover.
Subaru, âNew Subaru Bratâ (1982)Ruth Gordon (of Harold and Maude and Rosemaryâs Baby fame) makes an adorable car saleswoman in this vintage Subaru Super Bowl ad.
Amazon, âAlexa Loses Her Voiceâ (2018)Gordon Ramsey, Cardi B, Rebel Wilson and Anthony Hopkins are recruited to replace Alexa, with hilarious results.
Budweiser, âWhich Game?â (2000)This is the ad that had everyone shouting âWASSUPâ at each other for the next six months, which was extremely annoying, but the commercial itself remains endearingly weird.
Dennyâs, âThugsâ (2009)Itâs tough to order a hit on somebody when your waitress is putting a whipped-cream beard on your pancakes. This commercial plays like an excellent lost Sopranos scene.
NFL, âSuper Bowl Babies Choirâ (2016)For this commercial, the National Football League assembled eight choirs of âSuper Bowl Babies,â born nine months after a victorious Super Bowl in their hometown, from the 1967 Packers win to the Seahawksâ 2014 triumph. Also, Seal is there.
Heineken, âBeer Runâ (2005)Stylishly directed by Fight Clubâs David Fincher and scored by the Rolling Stonesâ âGimme Shelter,â this ad imagines Brad Pitt risking an army of paparazzi to grab a six-pack of Heineken.
Mercedes-Benz, âSoulâ (2013)It was a stroke of genius casting Willem Dafoe, who played Jesus in The Last Temptation of Christ, as the devil in this Mercedes-Benz ad. Dafoe tries to buy a manâs soul in exchange for a life of luxury, but after the man realizes how affordable the new Benz is, all bets are off.
Kia Motors, âHow You Like Me Nowâ (2010)What do toys think about while theyâre collecting dust in the backseat of the car? This Kia Sorento ad delves into the wild fantasy lives of one childâs favorites, including a Muno doll (RIP Yo Gabba Gabba!).
Microsoft, âWe All Winâ (2019)A group of physically disabled kids demonstrate how the Xbox adaptive controller allows them to play video games with all of their friends. âHeâs not different when he plays,â says one proud dad, holding back tears. By the end of this one youâll be doing the same.
Doritos, âChance the Rapper x Backstreet Boysâ (2019)This adâs remix of the Backstreet Boysâ âI Want It That Way,â featuring Chance the Rapper, is surprisingly greatâ"despite being entirely about Flaminâ Hot Nacho Doritos.
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