When I was 4, living the not-so-interesting life of an Army brat in Fort Polk, Louisiana, there was this movie that came out called âThe Empire Strikes Back.â You may have heard of it.
I was a âStar Warsâ kid. I played with the toys. I wore the Boba Fett Underoos. In fact, my parents took me to see the first film when I was 1, in 1977, at some theater near the much nicer Tripler Army facility in Honolulu, Hawaii, where I was born. Unfortunately, I donât have any cogent memories of that experience.
But when âEmpireâ came out, it seemed like every night, my father would come home from base, and then he and I would excitedly head out to the local theater, dodging armadillos and soybean tumbleweeds to go see the movie again. Every viewing ended the same: Iâd cry when Han Solo got frozen or Luke Skywalker lost his hand, then fall asleep in the theater. Granted, not a whole lot happens after that, but I donât think I ever actually saw the full film in one sitting until high school. Turns out, itâs pretty good. I saw âReturn of the Jediâ numerous times in the theater, and had a VHS copy of âA New Hopeâ that was used more than a McDonaldâs bathroom on an interstate exit.
I was excited when the films were re-released, then, naturally, somewhat disappointed by the changes that were made. I was very enthused when the prequel films were announced, never even considering that they might be plagued with too much CGI, wooden acting, bad writing and plots that made C-SPAN seem exciting.
But I never took it personally the way some did. None of that dulled my love of the original films or the broader âStar Warsâ universe. And I think a lot of that goes back to the strong association between those movies, childhood friends and, of course, my dad.
So I was thrilled when, last year, my son finally wanted to watch some of the âStar Warsâ films. Heâs always been more preoccupied with super heroes, and who wouldnât be in this day and age?
With âStar Wars,â there just wasnât anything else like that when I was a kid. Itâs a completely different cinematic landscape now. My son dipped his toe in the water, found it to his liking, but quickly went back to being more concerned about Spider-Man and the Avengers, which was fine. I like that stuff, too.
Then along came Disney+, releasing every âStar Warsâ film and series, and a new series, at the same time the final film in the current trilogy was released in theaters. I saw it with my dad and my son. Disney knows what theyâre doing, and the little guy is now a full-blown believer in the ways of the Force.
Wonderful, right? Well, not exactly. Turns out, he loves the prequels. And it makes sense. They follow the exploits of a child â" a child who becomes a mass-murdering psychopath absolved through a hasty death-bed repentance, but a child nonetheless.
And the prequels are geared much more toward children. You could tell in the late â90s and early 2000s that George Lucas wasnât interested in the gritty, Spaghetti Western/samurai-in-space thing anymore. It was about shiny things and pratfall humor. And thatâs fine. A lot of people loved it.
But, when someone in your house wants to watch it night after night, it gets a little more difficult to bear. Especially when I say âthe first movieâ and he thinks Iâm talking about âThe Phantom Menace.â Ugh.
âSo what?â you might say. âJust donât watch it.â Nuh-uh. Heâs 6. Weâre not getting him his own TV or letting him spend two hours on an iPad just so I donât have to hear Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen argue about who has the high ground and who is underestimating whose power every night. Plus, heâs still at the age where he wants his mother and me to watch these things with him. Weâve probably only got about two more years of that, three at max.
All things considered, itâs hardly the worst thing he could be into, and I want to enjoy some of those things with him. I canât imagine how shattering it wouldâve been if, halfway through our sixth viewing of âEmpire,â my father turned to me and said âYou know, this really sucks. Iâm not sure how youâre able to live with yourself. Oh, stop crying. Save it for the freezing scene.â
As a postscript, right as I was finishing this column, the kid walked into my office with his mother and gave me a drawing he did of Darth Vader to hang up. That little guy sure knows a sucker when he sees one.
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